I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
tell me about the eggs
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