I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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