did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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