On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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