i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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