Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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