i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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