You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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