how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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