my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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