i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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