It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
whose parrot is this?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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