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say what?
wanna hang out?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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