i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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