I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
