Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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