I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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