That's intense
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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