i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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