are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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