I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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