I hate your face
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
