some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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