can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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