the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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