Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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