Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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