Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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