Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you would pick up someone in the library
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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