Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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