he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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