Me too!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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