the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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