You really coming over, don't trick.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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