is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I'm wearing men's underwear
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