Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
