What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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