Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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