Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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