idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's always time for handjobs
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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