I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
