why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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