so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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