Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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