You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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