Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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