Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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