I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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