well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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