8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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