She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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