...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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